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Don't worry, officer! It's all for the good of SCIENCE!
HECK YEAH! ME TOO! YEAH! HIGH FIVE! WOO! YEAH!
I'm not an asshole, I'm AWESOME! YEAH! HIGH FIVE! YEAH!
You don't want to give anyone an excuse to hate you, now do you? Do yourself a favor: keep drinking.
Remember: Never drink John Beer while riding your John Deere.
Well that's one solution, I suppose.
Is it wet? Check. Alcoholic? Check. Malt Beverage? Looks good to me!